I've tried to put lots of effort into making sure that you guys are getting the real jungle experience by looking at what I'm writing on this site.
If you look carefully at this page, you might notice that's it's somewhat green, with the coloring and all. Does that remind you of trees? If not, it should, because trees are totally green.
And trees are the kinds of things that are in a jungle!
Did you see what I did there? I made this whole web site look like a jungle. That's because I'm Dave of the Jungle and if you're going to visit me, you're going to be visiting a jungle.
A jungle of words and green stuff. That's just what you get.